if i change my font to comic sans

my five page paper becomes a seven page paper! i like to do this for one reason:
once the paper actually hits like, 12 pages, i turn it back to times new roman and its at least 10 pages, literally. its a self-esteem boost technically. im not one of those jerks that quadruple spaces between paragraphs and has a half a page title, that ain't cool.

back to writing my 8 to 10 times new roman english lit paper.